I’M SERIOUS, GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE. YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT FOR A CIGARETTE LIKE, TWO HOURS AGO. THIS GUY HAS BEEN TALKING TO ME ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED ‘SKYRIM’ EVER SINCE YOU LEFT.
OUR FRIENDSHIP IS HANGING IN THE BALANCE HERE. FIND YOUR OTHER SHOE AND LET’S GO.
‘CAUSE IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!
IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!
DON’T BE MAD WHEN YOU SEE THAT HE WANT IT,
‘CAUSE IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT!
Put a ring on it
Checking his messages… (Taken with Instagram)
Make me yr browser? NO.
(Source: niknak79, via wilwheaton)
IT’S UP TO YOU, REALLY. IT’S YOUR PARTY. YOU WANT A LITTLE SMOOTH JAZZ TINKLE OR DO YOU WANT ME TO JERRY LEE LEWIS THIS THING UNTIL SHIT STARTS FALLING OFF THE SHELVES?
YOU ARE SUCH AN UNBELIEVABLE BABE. YOU COULD BE THE MAYOR OF BABE CITY, WHICH IS A FICTIONAL TOWN I JUST MADE UP POPULATED EXCLUSIVELY BY BABES.
YOU’RE EITHER DRUNK OR LYING, BUT I’M INTO IT.
BRING IT IN. BRING IT RIGHT ON IN. WELCOME TO KISSVILLE, WHICH IS ANOTHER- MMM.
MMMMHM.
Animals Talking In All Caps could use your help.
If you are not good at internet, feel free to skip right over this post and get back to those luscious Avengers gifs or pugs in hats or whatever. If you’re a very good googlist, or you just have a lot of time on your hands, please read on.
I TRIED TO USE THE INTERNET TO LEARN ABOUT IMPORTANT SOCIAL ISSUES BUT EVERY TIME I GOT TO THE COMMENTS IT WAS JUST A THOUSAND PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH EACH OTHER HAVING A MASSIVE SCREAMING SHIT FIT ABOUT HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT WRONG.
IF THEY WERE HALF AS PASSIONATE ABOUT ACTUALLY CHANGING THE WORLD AS THEY ARE ABOUT BEING “RIGHT” EVERYTHING WOULD BE BETTER BY NOW.
OH MY GOD, THAT’S SUCH A CUTE PURSE!
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
cut your kids.
(via theoztheory)
