HAVE YOU GUYS TRIED THIS NEW MONSTANTO MOD-BLAST COCONUT MILK®? IT’S GOT THE SAME GREAT OLD-SEMEN-AND-NITROGEN-RICH-DIRT TASTE OF REGULAR COCONUT MILK, WITH THE CHROMOSOME-DAMAGING MUTAGENIC TANG MONSANTO IS KNOWN FOR!
AN IN-HOUSE TEAM OF AMORAL SCIENTISTS-FOR-HIRE HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THERE ARE NO ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS, AND AT THE EXACT SAME PRICE AS REGULAR COCONUT MILK THERE’S NO REASON NOT TO TRY IT TODAY!
